Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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