Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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