Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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