She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Your penis caused this!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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