Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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