When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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