Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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