Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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