But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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