I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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