I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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