What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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