Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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