I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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