I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its not stalking. its research.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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