There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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