nut hugger
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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