we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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