I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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