If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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