i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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