Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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