normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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