another moral hangover. fuck.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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