the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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