is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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