Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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