Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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