when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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