she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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