There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
