Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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