well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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