Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
