Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have fence marks all over my body
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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