Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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