she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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