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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(253): View more from Washington

I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer

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(614): View more from Ohio

Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

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FUCK YOU.

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(818): View more from California

All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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(330): View more from Ohio

He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.

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(310): View more from California

That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.

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(585): View more from New York

dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.

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(313): View more from Michigan

My orgasm happened in two different decades

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