I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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