Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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