Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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