The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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