But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Randomize
