I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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