WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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