Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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