S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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