If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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