we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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