ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
