I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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