how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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