come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
